Dude, she just called you..

"Dude, she called you short" "OH HELL NO, lift me up!"  

 "Dude, she just calles you lazy!" "Go tell her I'm not."

"Dude, she called you Finnish" "OH HELL NO, hold my koskenkorva!"

"Dude, she just called you a perv" "That's it, hold my binoculars!"

"Dude, she just called you a Chinese" "OH HELL NO, hold my eyes open!"

"Dude, she just called you fat" "Oh hell no, roll me over there!"

"Dude, she just called you a ninja! .. Dude, where are you?"

"Dude, she just called you awkward!" "OH, HELL NO! Hold my turtle!"

"Dude, she just called - " "You know what? I don't care what she called me. I've moved on!" "No, dude, she just called you: 'You have one missed call'..." "..."

Hade glömt bort hur kul ja tycker att domdär skämten är, hahha! Visst är de kanske lite smågamla, och inte är de ju heller helt extremt roliga, men när man har tråkigt så. ;;
Menar inte att vara rasistisk eller något sånt, så ta inte allt så seriöst. ::)